JW: What do you want us to do. . . you want us to like, dance around? (Bleepin) jump on this Mercedes right here?
CV: Johnny? Johnny don’t even sit on that Mercedes. Johnny I’m not (bleepin) kidding. Somebody will bite you. . . Johnny get off the Mercedes. [Johnny slides off very dirty car hood.]
PS: Lets get a back shot of your dirty heiny in these fine pants.
JW: Yeah, I mean do they look good?
PS: How about a rating? Lets say 1 thru 27 [Cody checks out Johnny’s butt.]
CV: Man, I’m gonna have to go with a 28. Whoa! Johnny’s got a great bum.
PS: Yeah, he’s really filling em out.
CV: I’ve been staring at his butt since I was 10 years old. Alright your turn buddy.
CV: Let me get into the squat position. [executes perfect 90 degree squat.]
PS: Oooh. There ya go. Can either of you do the splits? Middle, right or left?
JW: No. But wait. I can probably touch my toes. [both prepare for acrobatic feat.]
JW: That’s gonna be a good look right there right? Like this – BOOM!!! [both complete toe-touch very successfully.]
PS: Wow. That’s impressive.
CV: (Bleepin) Bikrams yoga mother (bleeper)!!
PS: Yeah, we put a tad of stretchy –stretch in them for that exact purpose.
JW: Yeah, these jeans make my legs look real tight. It’s cool, whatever.
PS: So do you guys typically wear your jeans tight?
JW: Yeah dude.
PS: So how does that affect your singing, cuz I noticed you guys sing really high. Do skinny jeans help with that?
CV: Hyeah!
PS: Any chance we can get a walk-off?
CV: Wha??? [interview is interrupted by Roxy security coming through with their giant white van.]
JW: Everybody moooooove, everybody everybody mooooooove. [band and PacSun crew mosey over to the other side of the parking lot.]
CV: These dudes man. These dudes are hardcore. [security altercation ensues.]
[security altercation reaches eventless climax.]
[security altercation concludes.]
CV: I told you not to sit on that car. [Johnny looks unphased.]
JW: Can we still keep the jeans?
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