“Would you like to sign up for our rewards program? Buy $100 worth and I’ll show up outside your bedroom window wearing a pajama onesie.”
Passport shots for his upcoming travels to Garden Grove.
Jake’s ride – a.k.a. Club Luxury Car Sweepstakes.
Jake’s ride — a.k.a. Club Luxury Car Sweepstakes
Low blood sugar level calls for self-competition with candy.
Low blood sugar level calls for self-competition with candy.
Low blood sugar level calls for self-competition with candy.
Jakes performing his special 50/50 Rail Slide. One cheek on each side.
EXTREME!!
Just sitting around waiting for his pager to blow up.
Just sitting around waiting for his pager to blow up.
Just sitting around waiting for his pager to blow up.
Just sitting around waiting for his pager to blow up.
Oh no! Jake got hit with the 911 143 (EMERGENCY. I SLAP YOU).
Check out Jake’s Jock while he flies around on this trampoline. All that candy made him jumpy. Haaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaa eh.
Check out Jake’s Jock while he flies around on this trampoline. All that candy made him jumpy. Haaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaa eh.
My jewels hurt.
