Not only am I a Maven of style but I’m also a beacon of hope for millions. I’m a 29 year old snail (a slow male) with a soul stitched together from denim fabrics, perfect cuts and flawless wash finishes. I recently found myself sleeping.
For me the gym and my skinny jeans come hand and hand. My nickname at the Muscle Factory is gynim (gym + denim = gynim). I found that being a gynim helped me pump an extra 15 lbs. at the bench and sped up the process of being chiseled.
Now I’m happy to announce that I’ve reached perfection through the power of my jeans. Skinny on the bottom and Beefy on the top. I want to snap into myself like a Slim Jim. I also feel this is a route that old children should take to achieve jeans of steel victory. Most likely my story will encourage all of you to be more like me, but for the most part I just feel humbled at how ripped me and
my jeans are.
This pair is a perfect example of what if feels like to be a winner. Bullhead is because you take the gym horns by the horns just doing reps all year. Wearing out your bod and your jeans is what a flawless life is all about.