Aww. This brings back tender memories of fathers and uncles and throw-up. You know, like when you’re out camping and your dad goes to collect wood for the fire, but along the way he falls into a ditch filled with nuclear waste and he comes back with your mom’s old cowboy boots on. Precious, precious moments. These denim daisy dukes were by far the best choice in this bionic ensemble. They allowed this man’s privates to try and escape his capturer – and rightfully so. We shall call them Mercy shorts. Yes and they, along with everything else going on here, are a mishap.
Let’s compromise. Express your leggy, eccentric side with these vibrant aqua hued jorts, whilst keeping all proverbial kittens in said proverbial basket.